The Top Signs You’ve Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School
Fun StuffAll the trophies in the display case appear to be altered bowling trophies.
Your school’s symbol is a bullseye target
Spent the first eight lessons learning to talk while moving your lips in a seemingly unrelated manner.
The homework is always just to watch a Jackie Chan movie.
Local muggers gather in the parking lot waiting for class to end.
As a student is wheeled out by paramedics, the instructor say “Class, name 3 things Alan did wrong.”
Sensei’s “ancient Chinese secret” required notifying the neighbors when he moved in!
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