When a Flying Kick won’t do the Job…
How to Be a Ninja!
Sensei Posted in Entertainment, Fun Stuff, Video，
13
March
2008
I came across this How-To Video that just had to be shared! A serious documentary on the skills necessary to be…a Ninja!
A Great presentation.
Practice What You Preach…
Sensei Posted in Fun Stuff，
04
March
2008
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, “I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose Life’ License plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’ bumper Sticker, And the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally…I assumed you had stolen the car.”
Priceless.
Karate Breaking Explained
Sensei Posted in Fun Stuff, Training notes, Video，
27
February
2008
Fun and Learning should go hand-in-hand and this video does a great job of explaining the physics of Karate. I speak about the physics and math of the Martial Arts whenever I get the chance so this video is really cool to me. While breaking stuff isn’t my favorite past time this is an excellent explanation of why we can do these things. Get your pencil ready!
Camp America – Martial Arts Instructor
Sensei Posted in Entertainment, For Kids, Fun Stuff, News，
26
February
2008
Salary: See detail
Company: Camp America
Location: USA
We are looking for people with Martial arts teaching experience to work in US children’s summer camps. Positions are varied to suit candidates’ level of skill and certification.
US summer camps are residential, set in beautiful country settings generally by a lakeside. This is a great opportunity to work in an international setting with staff from all over the world. Application is via the Camp America program. Camp America provides placement matching with a camp, sponsorship for J1 cultural exchange visa, free flight from London and all support prior and during the placement.
You must be able to depart for the US in May / June and be available to work for 9 weeks at camp. Further time is allowed for independent travel (often with friends made at camp) according to your own preferences. Participants will be required to purchase medical insurance, and pay for CRB, medical and US visa charges and air & security taxes. Small good faith deposit is payable to Camp America. Total pocket money for the 9 weeks will be $700 to $1200 (depending on age and experience) for Specialists who are certified. Interviews are available throughout the UK and Worldwide. Application Deadline April 2008.
Many other positions available for sports and activity experienced applicants, or those wanting to work with special needs or inner city children, or who wish to work in a faith environment. We can also place staff that are not experienced but have the enthusiasm and are prepared to work hard to ensure children enjoy their camp experience. Lots of camps, lots of placement opportunities – Camp America is famous for arranging summer camp placements in the USA since 1969.
For more information contact Camp America on: enquiries@campamerica.co.uk alternatively Tel 020 7581 7171 or visit www.campamerica.co.uk. And, Don’t forget to tell your campers about KarateTraining.org!
Moo-hamid Ali
20
February
2008
Introducing the one the only…
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A Martial Ascii Art Figure!
Priates versus Ninjas
Sensei Posted in Entertainment, Fun Stuff，
15
February
2008
This has been floating around the Internet for some time now regardless I thought I’d include it here.
Unfortunately they have not continued with this series, to bad it could have been a big success.
How Good Are You?
Sensei Posted in Competition, Entertainment, For Kids, Fun Stuff，
12
February
2008
Can you beat this score?
Play Yeti Sports Pinguin Hit to see if you can beat this score! If you post your high score in the comments and we have enough response (i.e.: tell your friends) then we will award a prize to the highest score provided they can backup the claim! What do you have to lose? Once you start you won’t believe how much fun it really is to hit those darn Penguins!! Batter up!
… don’t forget to read the fine print…
Commenter’s must provide a legitimate email address to receive a prize. All prize winners must provide proof of their claimed score. All prize winners waive any royalties or rights to the use of their amazing feat, name, likeness, competition story, or person in the event that their actions and high score result in book deals, movie rights or Broadway shows. KarateTraining.org will most likely share a maximum 10% of the profits from any resulting book deals, movie rights or Broadway shows at the discretion of management. Have fun and play often!
Ninja’s Everywhere!
Sensei Posted in Fun Stuff，
11
February
2008
Ninja’s are Everywhere!
Are you covered in the event of a surprise Ninja Attack or Assassination?!
I’m sorry it doesn’t get much funnier or original then that!
Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?
Sensei Posted in Fun Stuff，
24
January
2008
A reader sent me this oldie but goodie…………..
Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, and raises the knife and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 cal Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Democrat’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor!
Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
Republican’s Answer:
BANG!
Southerner’s Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!Click….. (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!Click
Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydra-shock hollow points?
Son: Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You Ain’t Taking That To The Taxidermist!
