Posts Tagged ‘Jokes’

A Little Crazy is a Lot Scary

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I aways tell my students to do the unexpected in a dangerous situation, as surprise is your best ally. Sometimes you have to get s little crazy to gain the surprise advantage, plus it can help calm your panic through action. I saw this and thought (for men) it doesn’t get more scary than that!
the love defenseThis is not a suggested self-defense method!!

Ron Paul Martial Arts Master!

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While I am not a Ron Paul supporter, I do support this video…

That is how you keep government spending down and deal those wasting government funds!

This explains so much…

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The book “Understanding Women” has finally arrived in book stores:

High-Tech Security

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I practice High-Tech Security:

I have six locks on my door all in a row.  When I go out, I lock every other one.  I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three!

While this is meant as a joke, there is a lot of common sense in this approach which is something most people forget when thinking of security or problem solving in general.

Master of Distraction

ktadmin Posted in State of Mind, Technique, Video,Tags: , , ,
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This video will blow your mind. It very well demonstrates how to maintain control of a situation and your opponent. But it’s most important point is in the use of distraction.

[zdvideo]http://karatetraining.org/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/martialArtsExpert.flv[/zdvideo]

Enjoy!!

How Tough are You?

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Well there are a lot of ways to find out. You could visit your local biker bar and kick over a few Harley’s. Or, you could go patrol the ghetto streets of Detroit, DC or Baltimore. Or, you could find a group of hostile 5 year olds and see how many you could take…that’s what I did…
Well sort of…while I hope to never have to find out for sure (I can only imagine how the press would run with this!) but after taking a short survey I found out…


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Not bad but I have nothing to compare it to, perhaps you’ll take the survey (for fun of course;) and post your resulting in the comments? I’m looking forward to it…

Bored?

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Perhaps this is the cure for boredom on those long drives…

[zdvideo]http://karatetraining.org/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/boredomwheel.mpeg[/zdvideo]

No actual drivers were injured in the filming of this video.

I’ll take the bed near the window

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“During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director “How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized”

“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use…

Before I finish this joke take a moment and answer the question…?  The answer is in the comments section.

Tons of Snow!

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We had another snow storm here in New England, they forecast 4-8 inches we woke up to 15-18 inches!  After a few hours of shoveling, cleaning the cars, snow-blowing and plowing this gave me a much needed smile (Thanks Chuck), hope it does the same for you…

The Ten Commandments

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The real reason that we can not have the Ten Commandments in Courthouses and other government building…?

You cannot post “Thou Shalt Not Shalt”, “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery” and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians!  It creates a hostile work environment!