{"id":1396,"date":"2011-02-03T06:29:59","date_gmt":"2011-02-03T10:29:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/?p=1396"},"modified":"2023-04-11T15:17:02","modified_gmt":"2023-04-11T19:17:02","slug":"ill-take-the-bed-near-the-window","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/ill-take-the-bed-near-the-window\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll take the bed near the window"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director &#8220;How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; said the Director, &#8220;we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, I understand,&#8221; said the visitor. &#8220;A normal person would use&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Before I finish this joke take a moment and answer the question&#8230;?\u00a0 The answer is in the comments section.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director &#8220;How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized&#8221; &#8220;Well,&#8221; said the Director, &#8220;we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.&#8221;<a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/ill-take-the-bed-near-the-window\/\" title=\"Read More\"> <span class=\"button \">Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":123458,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[37,38],"tags":[55,77,22],"class_list":["post-1396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-for-fun","tag-funny","tag-jokes","tag-perspective"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/123458"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1396"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4801,"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396\/revisions\/4801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}