{"id":186,"date":"2006-02-13T02:41:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-13T02:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/?p=186"},"modified":"2022-01-29T11:54:59","modified_gmt":"2022-01-29T16:54:59","slug":"the-top-signs-youve-joined-the-wrong-martial-arts-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/the-top-signs-youve-joined-the-wrong-martial-arts-school\/","title":{"rendered":"The Top Signs You&#8217;ve Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">All the trophies in the display case appear to be altered bowling trophies.<br>Your school&#8217;s symbol is a bullseye target<br>Spent the first eight lessons learning to talk while moving your lips in a seemingly unrelated manner.<br>The homework is always just to watch a Jackie Chan movie.<br>Local muggers gather in the parking lot waiting for class to end.<br>As a student is wheeled out by paramedics, the instructor say &#8220;Class, name 3 things Alan did wrong.&#8221;<br>Sensei&#8217;s &#8220;ancient Chinese secret&#8221; required notifying the neighbors when he moved in!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All the trophies in the display case appear to be altered bowling trophies.Your school&#8217;s symbol is a bullseye targetSpent the first eight lessons learning to talk while moving your lips in a seemingly unrelated manner.The homework is always just to watch a Jackie Chan movie.Local muggers gather in the parking lot waiting for class to<a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/the-top-signs-youve-joined-the-wrong-martial-arts-school\/\" title=\"Read More\"> <span class=\"button \">Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-fun"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3606,"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions\/3606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}