{"id":272,"date":"2006-04-21T02:30:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-21T02:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/?p=272"},"modified":"2006-04-21T02:30:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-21T02:30:00","slug":"how-to-install-a-wireless-security-system","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/how-to-install-a-wireless-security-system\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Install a Wireless Security System&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How to install a wireless security system in four easy steps:<br \/>\n1. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men&#8217;s used work boots, a really big pair.<br \/>\n2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.<br \/>\n3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.<br \/>\n4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like &#8220;Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition &#8211; back in 1\/2 an hour. Don&#8217;t disturb the Pit Bulls, they&#8217;ve just been wormed.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How to install a wireless security system in four easy steps: 1. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men&#8217;s used work boots, a really big pair. 2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. 3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really<a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/how-to-install-a-wireless-security-system\/\" title=\"Read More\"> <span class=\"button \">Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-fun"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karatetraining.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}