A reader sent me this oldie but goodie…………..<\/p>\n
Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n Here is a little test that will help you decide. You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, and raises the knife and charges at you.\u00a0 You are carrying a 40 cal Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Democrat’s Answer:<\/strong><\/p>\n Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Republican’s Answer:<\/strong> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Southerner’s Answer:<\/strong><\/p>\n BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….. (Sounds of reloading)<\/p>\n BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy!\u00a0 Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydra-shock hollow points?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Son: Can I shoot the next one! A reader sent me this oldie but goodie………….. Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge
\nThe answer can be found by posing the following question:<\/p>\n
\nOr oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
\nCould we run away?
\nWhat does my wife think? What about the kids?
\nWhat does the law say about this situation?
\nWhy am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
\nDoes he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
\nShould I call 9-1-1?
\nWhy is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nBANG!<\/p>\n
\nBANG! BANG! BANG!<\/p>\n
\nBANG! BANG! BANG!<\/p>\n
\nWife: You Ain’t Taking That To The Taxidermist!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"