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Alright, you lazy good-for-nothings! Listen up! It’s that time of year again when we gotta move those clocks forward! That’s right, we’re losing an hour of precious sleep, but don’t you dare use that as an excuse to slack off!
So here’s the deal, you need to set those clocks forward one hour before hitting the sack on March 11th, that’s Saturday night you Maggots! And don’t you dare forget, because come Sunday morning, you better be up and at ’em, ready to tackle the day like the warriors you are!
I don’t wanna hear any excuses about being tired or cranky. You think your enemies are gonna take it easy on you just because you lost an hour of sleep? Hell no! So you better get your act together and soldier on!
Now, I know some of you might be thinking, “What’s the big deal? It’s just an hour.” Well, let me tell you, that one hour can make all the difference. It can be the difference between success and failure, victory and defeat.
So, lock and load, troops! We’re moving those clocks forward and we’re gonna conquer the day, no matter what time it is! Hoo-ah!
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