OK, wait for the punch line…timing is everything
Even better when a wise @55 gets his! 
Posts Tagged ‘Funny’
Timing is everything
Sensei Posted in Fun Stuff, Self-Defense, Video，Tags: Funny, Self-Defense, Timing, Video
19
March
2013
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Nutritional Facts…?
Sensei Posted in Diet, Fun Stuff, Recipes and Health Facts，Tags: Diet, Fun, Funny, Nutrition, Perspective
02
March
2013
For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans…
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Relax, it’s Saturday…
How do you defend against this?!
Sensei Posted in Entertainment, Fun Stuff, OffTopic, Self-Defense，Tags: Fun, Funny, History
25
January
2013
OK, this isn’t that recent, but it caught my attention as I was scanning an old newspaper article, from October 2, 1933:
Now I know times have changed but…really?! I guess that is grounds for divorce. Historically it is interesting because we tend to think people didn’t get divorced ‘back then’.
This also got me to thinking about how one would defend against snakes down the back?!
Ron Paul Martial Arts Master!
13
March
2012
While I am not a Ron Paul supporter, I do support this video…
That is how you keep government spending down and deal those wasting government funds!
This explains so much…
Sensei Posted in Fun Stuff，Tags: Entertainment, Fun, Funny, Jokes, Perspective
20
February
2012
The book “Understanding Women” has finally arrived in book stores:
Master of Distraction
Sensei Posted in State of Mind, Technique, Video，Tags: Entertainment, Funny, Jokes, Video
28
September
2011
This video will blow your mind. It very well demonstrates how to maintain control of a situation and your opponent. But it’s most important point is in the use of distraction.
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Enjoy!!
How Tough are You?
27
September
2011
Well there are a lot of ways to find out. You could visit your local biker bar and kick over a few Harley’s. Or, you could go patrol the ghetto streets of Detroit, DC or Baltimore. Or, you could find a group of hostile 5 year olds and see how many you could take…that’s what I did…
Well sort of…while I hope to never have to find out for sure (I can only imagine how the press would run with this!) but after taking a short survey I found out…
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Not bad but I have nothing to compare it to, perhaps you’ll take the survey (for fun of course;) and post your resulting in the comments? I’m looking forward to it…
Staying Safe
10
September
2011
No longer do I need to stay awake all night to keep my family safe from Ninjas.
That’s right, no more peaking out the windows, or sliding down the hall! But perhaps I should have set the time a little earlier, like around 11PM.
The Debate is OVER!
Sensei Posted in A Zen Thing, Fun Stuff，Tags: Funny, Perspective
10
May
2011
Are you an Over or Under? I am an Over and a militant one at that! Turns out I am in the majority, not that it mattered 
Here is the proof…
Amazing Aerial Split
07
April
2011
I was impressed and a little envious until I saw the other pair of legs…
